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Nagini is NOT the snake from Sorcerer's Stone!

Joella Marano
Joella Marano Jul 21, 2011

It's come to my attention that people are trolling the internet with a fake quote from J.K Rowling, and that's exactly what it is fake.

This just isn't possible.

Let's look at the facts that we know.

Besides the fact if you go to the original poster the source is you being Rick Roll’d

  • Nagini is of a venomous nature, she likes to bite.
  • “Nagini was a green viper, roughly twelve feet long and as thick as a man’s thigh. As a viper, she was known to be venomous, and her venom was used to sustain her master prior to his return to true physical form.”- J.K Rowling.
  • Harry set a boa constrictor free, they aren’t big biters, they constrict.
  • The snake Harry set free was a male.
  • Nagini is a female.
  • The snake Harry set free was on his way to Brazil in 1991!
  • Nagini was made a horcrux in 1994.

So there you go, stop believing everything you read on the internet and pick up a book.


And to the people who started it, you're not funny and you're not trolling. It's just stupid.

Dan, I’m sorry. I love you and all but this photo made me...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Dan, I’m sorry. I love you and all but this photo made me die of laughter.

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Rupert Grint | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Rupert Grint | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Premiere NYC | July 11th 2011

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Alan Rickman | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Alan Rickman | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Premiere NYC | July 11th 2011

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Matthew Lewis | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Matthew Lewis | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Premiere NYC | July 11th 2011

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Emma Watson | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Emma Watson | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Premiere NYC | July 11th 2011

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Rupert Grint | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Rupert Grint | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Premiere NYC | July 11th 2011

Due to a VERY unorganized Warner Brothers which just pissed me off. I decided to stay with the lovely ladies at RupertGrint.Net in the press pen instead of going into the photo pit. I got much closer shots and I got full lengths as well [I was sneaky and ran across this gated off square] I had a MUCH better time as well.

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Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents Part...

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Joella Marano Jul 12, 2011

Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents Part 2!

Seeing how I posted Part 1, I felt it was only right to post Part 2 as well!

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My actual photos and not cell phone ones soon! (Taken with...

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Joella Marano Jul 11, 2011

My actual photos and not cell phone ones soon! (Taken with instagram)

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  • Member Since: 2008-05-10
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  • Orientation: Straight
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  • Children: I Don't Want Kids
  • Education: In College

About Me:

I'm Joella Marano.
I am a photographer.
I create and I destroy.

Flickr- http://www.flickr.com/ellasportfolio

Interests:

Art, Art History, Fashion, Going to shows, I have an unhealthy obsession with Michael Cera, Movies, Music, Photo, Randomly driving around in circles, Reading, Sewing, Shopping

Favorite Music:

Any

Favorite Movies:

Alice in Wonderland, Anything Michael Cera, Anything Tarantino, Anything Tim Burton, Fight Club, I heart Huckabees, Juno, Pans Labyrinth, Pretty Women, Requiem for A Dream, Science of Sleep, Superbad

Favorite TV Shows:

Arrested Development, Figure It Out, Law and Order SVU, Legends of The Hidden Temple, Project Runway, Queer As Folk, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Sex and the City, The L Word

Favorite Books:

All the Harry Potters, Dharma Punx, Edgar Allen Poe, Lord of The Rings series, Love is a Mixed Tape, The Glass Castle, William Shakespeare